I'll warn you in advance, this DOES contain swearing. If you don't like swearing, don't read.

I swear if my parents don't kick that moocher we call my brother out of the house soon, I will! I'm getting absolutely sick of him acting like he's the shit and the coolest thing to roll into town. He never lays off my ass and feels it's necessary to correct me whenever I open my damn mouth. Not to mention he's absolutely ungrateful! I thank him and help him clean up when he cooks me a great lunch, but when I cook him dinner, all he does is complain about how I didn't cook it right and THEN he doesn't help me clean up. What a freaking asshole! No wonder he doesn't have a girlfriend. Sure, he thinks he's "helping to better me", but all he's doing is adding stress and irritation to my life that I didn't have BEFORE his ass showed up.

Right now, all i have to say is that my brother needs to get a damn life and get the hell out of mine for the time being.